The Laughing Gnome - David Bowie - lyrics
This is David Bowie singing about a fucking adorable, pun making gnome while laughing in an incredibly forced, slightly creepy way. This song is fucking weird. But it’s Bowie. It’s motherfucking Bowie. If anyone can sing about gnomes and puns and laugh like he’s being forced to, it’s Bowie.179 plays
[Image is a picture of David Bowie, Yoko Ono, and John Lennon standing together. Bowie is making a strange face while John and Yoko seem neutral. End description.]
Yup, that’s right. David Bowie continuing to hang out with John Lennon, this time with Yoko Ono too. Why? I don’t know. Because he can. He’s David fucking Bowie. And look at that expression. You get a chance to have your picture taken with John Lennon and Yoko Ono, what you gonna do? Smile nicely? Fuck no! Show your teeth and open your eyes real wide and look fucking weird, that’s what!
[Image is a picture of David Bowie, bald and reptilian eyed, from The Man Who Fell To Earth. End description.]
I told you he was a fucking alien.
bustedzip asked: I really love this blog. and the name.
And everything about this.
Thank you and you’re welcome! I’m fucking glad people seem to like this shit. I just started it cause it was fun!
sentrylevelasshole asked: This is my favorite blog ever.
I WILL GIGGLE FOREVER.
Thank you! We will continue to bring David Bowie doing shit!
[Image is David Bowie dressed as Andy Warhol in the movie Basquiat. End description.]
That’s right. Bowie’s an alien, a Goblin King, a musician, and Andy Warhol. Is there anything this motherfucker can’t do?
Anonymous asked: put somethinmg about bowie being an fucking awesome andy warhol in the basquiat film
[Image is a photo of David Bowie standing with an apparently naked Kate Moss behind him with her arms and one leg around him. End description.]
Yup, Bowie’s hanging out with Kate Moss now. And she’s naked. They’re not gonna fuck or anything, naked models just chill with Bowie like this all the time. It’s real casual and shit.
Anonymous asked: Could you do a picture of Bowie and Kate Moss, please?
Put a few in the queue, the first should be up in about twenty minutes!
spider-frommars asked: This is some fucking awesome page my friend ;)
Thank you! We strive to bring the best motherfucking Bowie shit to Tumblr.