[Image is David Bowie with shoulder length hair smoking a cigarette in a cigarette holder. End description.]
The most badass way to smoke? Anyway Bowie smokes.
[Image is a black and white photo of David Bowie in a waistcoat, with a just exhaled cloud of smoke in front of his face. End description.]
Looking fucking badass, same old same old.
[Image is a picture of David Bowie with a hat and eyepatch, sitting and holding the leash of a dog in mid-jump. End description.]
Motherfucking eyepatch, badass dog, high heeled boots.
[Image is David Bowie as Nikola Tesla in the film The Prestige. He’s in a suit and has grown a mustache. End description.]
Another fucking thing to add to the list. He’s an alien, Goblin King, singer, super villain, inventor. Damn.
[Image is a picture of David Bowie in an outfit reminiscent of Hamlet, snarling and holding a skull with a rose between it’s teeth. End description.]
Alas, poor Yorick, I fucking knew him, Bowie.
[Image is a photo of David Bowie and Grace Jones standing together. Grace Jones is in all black leather while Bowie is wearing a plaid shirt. End description.]
Two amazing fucking icons of androgyny standing together. And… plaid? Really, Bowie? Goddamn.
[Image is David Bowie in a suit and fedora. End description.]
As far back as he can remember, Bowie’s always wanted to be a fucking gangster.
[Image is a black and white photo of David Bowie holding a pig. End description.]
It’s David Bowie holding a fucking pig. What do you want?
[Image is David Bowie as Jareth the Goblin King, standing in a room that resembles Escher’s Relativity. End description.]
What’re you doing, Bowie? Not much, just hanging out in a fucking Escher painting.
[Image is David Bowie, Iggy Pop, and Lou Reed standing in a line with their arms around each other’s shoulders. End description.]
We’re all motherfucking friends here.