[Image is David Bowie with shoulder length hair smoking a cigarette in a cigarette holder.  End description.]

The most badass way to smoke?  Anyway Bowie smokes.

[Image is a black and white photo of David Bowie in a waistcoat, with a just exhaled cloud of smoke in front of his face.  End description.]

Looking fucking badass, same old same old.

[Image is a picture of David Bowie with a hat and eyepatch, sitting and holding the leash of a dog in mid-jump.  End description.]

Motherfucking eyepatch, badass dog, high heeled boots. 

[Image is David Bowie as Nikola Tesla in the film The Prestige.  He’s in a suit and has grown a mustache.  End description.]

Another fucking thing to add to the list.  He’s an alien, Goblin King, singer, super villain, inventor.  Damn.

[Image is a picture of David Bowie in an outfit reminiscent of Hamlet, snarling and holding a skull with a rose between it’s teeth.  End description.]

Alas, poor Yorick, I fucking knew him, Bowie.

[Image is a photo of David Bowie and Grace Jones standing together.  Grace Jones is in all black leather while Bowie is wearing a plaid shirt.  End description.]

Two amazing fucking icons of androgyny standing together.  And… plaid?  Really, Bowie?  Goddamn.

[Image is David Bowie in a suit and fedora.  End description.]

As far back as he can remember, Bowie’s always wanted to be a fucking gangster.

[Image is a black and white photo of David Bowie holding a pig.  End description.]

It’s David Bowie holding a fucking pig.  What do you want?

[Image is David Bowie as Jareth the Goblin King, standing in a room that resembles Escher’s Relativity.  End description.]

What’re you doing, Bowie?  Not much, just hanging out in a fucking Escher painting.

[Image is David Bowie, Iggy Pop, and Lou Reed standing in a line with their arms around each other’s shoulders.  End description.]

We’re all motherfucking friends here.